August 19, 2007

New Stories For Men

Today I thought my male readers would enjoy a break from the usual estrogen-soaked tittle-tattle about babies, home decorating, aprons and beauty products, so here's one for the, men. And I mean that. Those with delicate constitutions should look away. These are New Stories For MEN.

Ah, the classic I, The Jury, by Mickey Spillane. It's sensational!

Mickey's next book is even more SENSATIONAL! His gun is quick.
Don't worry Mickey, it happens to lots of guys.

"Her name? Marigold Tate. Her Offense? Too attractive. Her punishment? A flogging by the Knights of the Red Circle. Her revenge? Plenty...and she used her good looks to get it. Maybe she had a 'different' moral code, but she showed up the hypocrites who scorned her by day and wanted her by night."

This one's really risque. Definitely for men only. I have no idea what's going on on this cover. A gentleman, perhaps "the sexpert", appears to be sculpting some sort of modern art with a blowtorch while a very flexible young lady looks on, adoringly.

Maybe the back cover can clear some of this up for us.

Eeeww. More like, "Penicillin Unlimited!" Although, I do like the idea that she's a "delectable dreamboat", as well as a "brilliant superscientist". I'm going to take a shower now.


Stephen said...

You know they say teenage boys have a harder time getting into reading than they used to. Maybe it's because there's not as much soft-core porn reading material lying around.

bgirl said...

It may have been for the boys, but I certainly got a giggle from it all.

MR. HALL said...

hey, get out of my man library!

Feathers a/k/a Thriftin' Gal said...

*giggle* too funny! Love the "Fondle With Care" one

jungle dream pagoda said...

You win my blogspot sound-bite of the week award for..."Mickey's next book is even more SENSATIONAL! His gun is quick.
Don't worry Mickey, it happens to lots of guys."Love these old racy novel covers!

Bettsi McComb said...

Ah yes, those were exciting times at LSD University with Gerry! Thanks for the memories!

Dr. Friendly Love

Felicia said...

Oh my goodness, those covers are cracking me up!